For my friend Swartz who has been playing so long he has ran out out of excuses... Please add more because he needs to play more!

Im going to include basic ones also in case he has overlooked any. I will group them in stages in case you are having trouble at different stages of the BM experience.

First off, excuses to get you seated behind the computer. This is were all the fun begins ansd is the easiest:

1. I need to check the e-mail. (classic, good for 15 minutes at least, and my favorite starter because it is true)
2. I need to install new, CRITICAL, software on the PC. (firewall, antivirus, something that keeps great harm away. Service packs and drivers just dont cut it.)
3. I need to do the bills. (another classic