Message text My Lords,
Despite being in France at the moment, I discovered that they too have the web (cough) the webbing sutable to strap a pilot into his steed and thus make manned flight possible in their beautiful country...
I passed a charming Kite parked up in a field and decided to join you in this little escapade. Sounds like a fine jaunt indeed! I must apologise to Lord Ignavus however for the show of poor form by stealing his place. To make up for this brash act, I have sent his mother and sisters a large hamper of goodies direct from Fortnum and Masons and also my famed 2,000,000 guinni Arab Stalion to service his stables. I know that a gentleman such as he will forgive the impertinance this once.
I wish our mad hatter foe a jolly good run and look forwards to saluting their bravery.
Chocks away and medals for breakfast!
Lord Biclopse |
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