Message text Fritnd of mine who goes by the name of Baron von Sturo on youplay also suggests:
After you drive straight for a while on a freeway, you're tempted to perform a loop ([29S2])
You always use diesel fuel on your car (even if it uses unleaded) so your car smokes and the car behind you can't get your tail...
if your car goes on fire, you turn right for three times...
the third is wrong from a gaming perspective, however. I suggest to correct it with "if somebody bumps in your car while parking, you feel the urge to go left for three turns".
Also, this inspired me with 4 new ones:
When somebody asks you for directions to the bus station, you reply: "It's easy, 2S2 four times, then 9L2 at the traffic light, 2S2 again twice, 11R1 after the supermarket..."
If you have a small accident, you check your fuel before checking the damage. (this is only for german pilots  )
You NEVER speak while driving, because pilots didn't have radios
Your bike has 6 tires, because that way it is "a triplane"
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