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Area/Game:Blue Max
Topic:Humour
Subject:Re: Too much games ?
Posted by: dr.falko - 22years 29days ago.
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Zif wrote:
I think I've been playing too uch Blue Max games. I am gonna make a list of my attitudes of last days :

-In the morning when I have to jump off the bed I check for my parachute.

-While driving my car, when I look on the rear with the mirror and I see a fastest car approaching, I am tempted to stall.

-Every time I reach a car with my scooter and I leave it behind me I think I just have performed a 34S3.

-Every time I push a button in an elevator I do it in the fastest way I can because I fear it may jam. If the elevator don't start I think it is out of ammo.

well this is only a part... I am obsessed




Great idea Zif...

If I may add some more:

  • I make sure no-one is walking behind me, because he may get my tail

  • Every time I am driving and someone is behind me, I regret my car is not able to do the 11L1 maneuver of the PfalzDIII

  • When I smoke a cigarette, I feel an irresistible urge to walk sideways to make an "8" maneuver

  • I am afraid to take cookies from an opaque packet coz it may be red and say "Pilot killed"

  • When I look at the blue sky, I see hexes painted on it

  • I have a T-shirt reading "My observer has died 97 times... And I don't have one!"

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