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City:Sundbyberg SE
Personal Data:Male, born: July 23 1973
HomePage or other cool site:http://www.sabelkatten.st
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Area/Game:Blue Max
Topic:Humour
Subject:Re: Zero Hex shot while Gliding
Posted by: Sabelkatten - 20years 332days ago.
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Meat_ wrote:
In the following game, I managed to get a zero hex shot on my opponent while my plane was gliding, yet the "random" dice roll generator only granted me a Dice:+1!

http://www.youplay.it/play/bm_GameMove.asp?GameID=140618&UserID=Meat_

Where is the justice, where is the equity, where is the sheer recognition of how hard it is to get a zero hex shot while gliding? In my ever humble opinion, a zero hex shot while gliding should AUTOMATICALLY result in a Dice:+6 in your favor! I hereby summon the dice god, the overlord of darkness, the warrior of the wastelands, the Ruler of Chaos and all that lies beneath him! CROCK, hear my plea and grant me the relief that I seek! Smite thy enemies until they turn into little piles of goo! I beseech you for this relief out of the basics of what is right and just! Hear me now and answer my plea!

Your ever humble servant,

Meat_

--- Message edited by Meat_


I don't remember the game number, but I did a real photo finish in one game...

My SE.5a against one D.Va, one D.III and one Halberstadt IIRC.

I go head to head with the D.Va at speed 3, kills him and loses my engine.

The D.III pilot thinks I'll have to go speed 2 or 3 next turn so he moves straight in front of me - but I'm down to gliding now, speed 1, and gets a range 0 shot at him instead, killing him!

And the the Halberstadt pilot can't turn around fast enough to catch me before I get of the map.

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