Zif wrote:
WE got now TWO MAjor Baker different snipes ??
WELL SPOTTED! We clearly have a winner here! Good boy! We were just checking if you were attentive! 
[hard looks from the audience]
In any case, yes. You see Major Baker was a very eclectic person, and he liked... ummm... err... CABBAGE very much, and err... this caused him to... um... well... he ate wile flying and... um... 
[more hard looks from the audience]
They're really two major Bakers. Major Wesley Baker and Major Epzibah Baker, they were twin brothers, you see, they were born in Minnesota...
[extremely hard looks from the audience]
He had a double-face plane. On even days, he used the first color scheme, on odd ones he turned the canvas round and used the second....
[audience starts shuffling noisily]
Our sources mis-informed us...
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