Dear Sirs,

I am writing to remind you that this is not some kind of hobby, but a full scale air war we are trying to wage here. We need Dibbs back! To grant a leave to such a esteemed pilot in this time of emperical need is just short of dereliction of duty! (If I may say so of course.) Please rectify this situation ASAP or face the calamity of khaki-clad british airmen landing on the front lawn of the palace for their afternoon tea!!!

Yours in service.

darken